Comments on Cabbages and Kings: When sex goes bad

I love it! Especially the images to go along with ...

2007-03-09T16:56:00.000-05:00

I love it! Especially the images to go along with each piece. Having read "Bedroom Secrets", the green slime image is pretty accurate - yuk!

That was the funniest thing I have read in a while...

2007-01-05T22:20:00.000-05:00

That was the funniest thing I have read in a while. and these scenes were published? *gasp*

Thanks for making me night!

ML

Elizabeth:Love the paintings displayed on your blo...

2007-01-03T23:58:00.000-05:00

Elizabeth:

Love the paintings displayed on your blog!

What kind of stories do you write?

Email me if you want to talk.

Jude

Now his skin was glazed in roast pork sweat.Work i...

2007-01-02T21:21:00.000-05:00

Now his skin was glazed in roast pork sweat.

Work it in," Mary urged, as Skinner took his thick green slime and spread it like a chef might glaze some pastry….

…he bent her across the cold steel face of the anvil….

And I was feeling depressed about being single. That's gotta be the most hilarious thing I've read in months! Thanks for rescuing me!!

Got any more cigarettes on you?

What fun!I loved the cigarette comment at the end ...

2006-12-27T09:32:00.000-05:00

What fun!
I loved the cigarette comment at the end and Dear Reader, I bit him. The best!!!

Geesus.O Come All Ye Faithful.I dropped by to wish...

2006-12-25T05:19:00.000-05:00

Geesus.
O Come All Ye Faithful.

I dropped by to wish you a Merry Christmas, but...

Joe,Yeah, I hit "croodled" and came to a screechin...

2006-12-22T12:56:00.000-05:00

Joe,

Yeah, I hit "croodled" and came to a screeching halt. Went and looked it up today:

To cower or cuddle together, as from fear or cold; to lie close and snug together, as pigs in straw."A dove to fly home to her nest and croodle there."-- C. Kingsley.

2. To fawn or coax.
3. To coo.

Now, doesn't that clear it all up for you?

This reminds me of what Anne Lamott was told by an...

2006-12-22T11:56:00.000-05:00

This reminds me of what Anne Lamott was told by an editor when she went overboard in her early restaurant reviews:

It's just a piece of cake!

Croodled?

2006-12-21T17:13:00.000-05:00

Croodled?

Where were all the throbbing members?I thought thr...

2006-12-21T16:54:00.000-05:00

Where were all the throbbing members?

I thought throbbing members were mandatory. :)

Oh my!Laughing? Hysterically.Realistic? Hardly.T...

2006-12-21T14:58:00.000-05:00

Oh my!

Laughing? Hysterically.

Realistic? Hardly.

True? Not. So. Much.

Glad? Yes, that my attempts at sex scenes might be a wee bit better than this. At least I hope.

Huh. When sex is good it's very, very good and whe...

2006-12-21T14:09:00.000-05:00

Huh. When sex is good it's very, very good and when it's bad it's awful, huh.

Happy Holidays.

They sure are hard to write! I have to say that t...

2006-12-21T00:27:00.000-05:00

They sure are hard to write! I have to say that the number one thing I learned is to go back through, re-read it, and double check which way the characters are facing, and what their body parts are doing.

Then try to keep it in the realm of anatomic possibility, take out the words "million" and "pieces" and "bits" and "shattering", and finally ... double check the clothing! Is it really possible for a man to enter a woman with his pants still zipped??? If it is, YEE-OUCH!